Tech Jokes...

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
(At this point I had to put the caller on hold to tell the rest of the tech support staff what had happened. I couldn't, however, stop from giggling when I got back to the call.)
Tech Support: "Ok, did you type 'click' with the keyboard?"
Customer: "I have done something dumb, right?"


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One woman called a toll-free line to ask how to install the batteries in her laptop. When told that the directions were on the first page of the manual the woman replied angrily, "I just paid $2,000 for this stupid thing, and I'm not going to read the book."

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Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer "No..."

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Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

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At our company we have asset numbers on the front of everything. They give the location, name, and everything else just by scanning the computer's asset barcode or using the number beneath the bars.
Customer: "Hello. I can't get on the network."
Tech Support: "Ok. Just read me your asset number so we can open an outage."
Customer: "What is that?"
Tech Support: "That little barcode on the front of your computer."
Customer: "Ok. Big bar, little bar, big bar, big bar . . ."

happy birthday to vicent!!

so janice called me up the other day asking wether i'm free on thursday on not. i ask why? she say go celebrate vicent bday. then i ask how much do i have to pay? she said no need worry about money 1st. just confirm that you'll come. then i said ok la. on that day i found out that i have to pay rm43 which i only brought rm20+. so..what to do.. hutang 1st lor. haha..

anyway, we went to kbox at the curve i think. i not sure also coz i follow onlie. no question ask. they rent the room for 4 hours, yet they got more than 6 hours. lucky for them la. i went back early due to "minor problem" i had. we had buffet and stuff. it was nice.

thats all la i think. sorry la my post like this only. kinda blur+pissed off today. so yea..

my bday is coming. i hope it'll be on the 1st of hari raya. that way i can eat on my bday. hoho~

see..after i got the new haircut, i really look like a

janice syok sendiri while we were eating. vicent counldnt do anything about it though..

group photo... hong, me vicent and janice.
got 3 other fellas, but i'm damn too lazy to take their picture. no offence aite!

UPM students vs UPM staff - again!

This video depicts several Universiti Putra Malaysia students confronting university's security personnel for refusing to issue an inventory of possessions following confiscation of a student's belongings.

When UPM security 'special duties unit' supervisor Zamali Haji Samsi refused, the students formed a human shield to stop him from leaving in a chauffeured car.

The students called in the police but they did not intervene. A police report was subsequently lodged over the incident.

On Friday (Sept 14) campus security had allegedly broken into the room of a student related to the group depicted in the video, and confiscating the student's laptop computer, MP4 player, pendrive, mobile phone and some documents.

The student was also allegedly interrogated on his involvement in campus politics between Friday 11pm until 1am the following day.

Harassment of students is common during campus election seasons. Campus polls are expected to be announced soon.


video can be view here:
http://www.malaysiakini.tv/?vid=1372

geng: the 1st fully 3d animated movie from malaysia by malaysians

i'm here to promote this movie. i really dont know what to say. ITS REALLY COOL. you can go to their website and download the trailer. the movie will be out next year hopefully. cant wait for iT!

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bler nak raye ni..

yo..how you guys been? so sorry not been updating my blog. damn too lazy la. somemore nothing to update also. you know la, i got no life. so boring. lagi my phone no cable. how to upload pictures. damn sienz.

well, anyway, life's been good. nothing to complain much. oh yea..thres this malam kebudayaan thing i went. you have to pay rm40 to get the ticket. i know, its expensive. but its the experience what matters, and i would say, its worth it. so i went with vicent, jane, jennis, and some of her friends like serra, iqa and all. the attire for the evening was traditiontal so i wore full blackbaju melayu with sampin. vicent wore formal, which was i think if he could wore something traditional, would been better. his gf wore this pink sort of baju kurung, but really nice. i've neva seen a bring pink baju kurung before, but it looks good on her. so after we got ready and all, we went to the thing la. and as you all know, here in malaysia, when you say start at this time, it will start like 1 hour later. we went there at 8.30 like we suppose too, but we cant even get into the auditoriums yet. haihz..i dont even know how those guys organize this thing. the event overall is good, theres a lot of room to improve more. the food was nice. the performance were great. OAG where there. too bad by the time they performed, everyone go back edi. kesian...

then there was this moon cake festival:back to the 19th century. i went with hong, chia yi(amoi) and apple. the ticket costs about rm5, so quite cheap la, if you wanna compare with the malam kebudayaan. so they say the event will start at 6.30pm. after class, i went to hong's place to lepak there until 6 something, then we go there. and you know what, the same thing happen. the event was not even started yet, and i though we were late. so we wait la. then finally, the event start around 8 something. i was puasa that day. so i have to wait the "eating" time, then only i can break my fast. after the host talk talk talk, got performance, then we can eat. i bought this lotus moon cake thing, at 1st, it was quite nice, got honey and stuff, but when i got to the center, damn...i felt like i wanna throw up edi. the duck egg yoke taste like shit. i cant stand it. lucky i didnt really throw up there, if not, malu la.. and oh ya, i kana panggil on stage to dance. nothing to be ashame of except that i CANT DANCE. what to do.. da kena. after that i still felt hungry coz i only ate that 1 mooncake for buka puasa, so me and hong went to mamak nearby to eat. damn tired. even though we didnt even do anything. got back around 11 something..

what else, oyea... for VB class, we were divided into groups for assignment 2. at 1st i thought, don wan la, waste time. somemore we didnt get to choose our own group. but after got to know my team mate, i would say wil be looking forward working with them. my group is group 8 consist of kah khan or kk, rahce, and george. they all are seniors but i get to be the group leader. haha..damn keng. hope we'll get the assignment done before mid term.

almost forget, i wanna say selamat menyambut bulan ramadhan to all. puase jangan tak puasa. hehe.. if you guys are free, do come my house when raye, if you can find it of coz.

ouT! Daa~