Proud to be M'sian..

Being a Malaysian is the best
because...

1. World tallest twin towers, Best F1
circuit, largest roti canai, most
expensive toll rates,
because Malaysia Boleh!

2. We can be driving, picking our
nose, cursing another driver, talking
on the handphone,
adjusting the radio and bribing
the traffic police at the same time.
3. We divorce by sending SMS.

4. Traffic summon can be settled on
the spot with the traffic police.

5. We have Teh Tarik & Roti Canai on
the Russian space ship.

6. We can save a lot of electricity
b'coz our TV shows are so crappy.

7. We can blame everything on the haze
or George Soros or government or
opposition parties or...

8. Resourceful City Council, one
person to drive the van, one to carry
the ladder, one to change
a street's bulb and three others
watching...

9. We make 2 lane trunk roads into 3
lane highway and back to 2 lane
when polices are sighted

10. There's always something for the
JKR to do. They dig, resurface the
road, dig and resurface...

11. All main roads are designated
highway because it gives Velooo a
reason to collect toll.

12. Our government can never be wrong.

13. Our badminton players can only win
on home grounds because we are
kampung champions.

14. We have more water than
Singapore ... nyek nyek nyek.

After reading the above, I believe you
will agree with me that being
Malaysian is still the best. You have
to be glad that you are a
Malaysian and enjoy staying in
Malaysia !