Friday, February 22, 2008

i'm a man's man...

finally, something happen and give me something to write about.

so yesterday, the plan was to watch step up 2 with some of my friends, but due to unknown reason, the movie was never released at gsc one utama. i'm not sure why, i mean its just a dance movie, not pron or what not. anyway, so the plan was canceled, followed sea hai and vicent to one utama for their gym. while they were "gym-ming", i hang out at the cyber cafe near the bowling area. can guess how much it cost per hour? rm4!! thats like double the amount of the normal pc. i never thought it would be that expensive. but i guess its kinda of expected since its in one utama damansara. everything will be expensive, except the mamak you can find under the bridge outdoor. hehe... well, i was suppose to go back shah alam after that, but vicent ask us to go sanctuary with him, jane and janice. so i guess, why not since i nevver been into a...er...i'm not sure what it is, says here its a music bar, alfresco bar, below 0* bar and thai restaurant. so basically can sum it up as just bar. so when we arrive there, i was quite excited coz this is my first time but nervous at the same time coz the minimum age to enter is 21. but then the bouncer were a bunch of malays, so you dont really need to follow the rules. treat them teh o ais sure ok already. haha... this also works for police when you are about to get a saman. so they ordered some drinks which i didnt as i'm not allowed to consume any form alcohol.

me with janice. we had to take several pics as i was 'too tall', not the other way around. lolx

now here is the interesting story. after we hang out at sanctuary, we went to scarlet. while we was chilling, this back dude from the next table, turn around and was like looking at us. i knew he's already drunk. then he introduced himself to vicent, then sea hai, but when it comes to me..well heres the exact conversation as i can recall:

black dude : hi, name is dave
me : danny, nice to meet you. <--(tipu)
black dude : are they your girlfriends? <--(he's referring to jane and janice)
me : not, they are my friends.
black dude : owh, can i be your friend?
me : sure, why not. <--(by this time i knew he's up to something)
black dude : i like you.. <--(?????)
me : owh..ok
black dude : i like you very much
me : really? thanks <--(i dont know what to say)
black dude : can i get your phone number?
me : er...i dont have a cellphone
black dude : you're lying <--(tipu again)
me : i'm not, i lost my phone last week
black dude : i know you're lying
me : seriously, i lost it
black dude : so how can i contact you
me : email maybe
black dude : ...
me : ...
black dude : well, ok. i'll find you later ok
me : er..ok

then he turned around and mind his own business. by this time, my friends were laughing at me. i couldnt believe what had just happen. i'm totally speechless that time. i really dont know what to if he come back. so vicent told me to ignore him. but when someone is like looking at you just 2 feet away, its hard to just igrnore him. after awhile, he came back..

black dude : where are you staying?
me : KL <--(tipu again)
black dude : you're lying
me : i'm not!
black dude : which part in KL
me : er....
black dude : i want to follow you after this
me : but i'm with my friends
black dude : i wanna go somewhere with you
me : go where?
black dude : anywhere <--(he have a sinister smile on his face)
me : well, i'm with my friends, i go where they go
black dude : but i soon to be your friend
me : yea..but
black dude : we can friends right? i like you very much
me : yea...thanks again...
black dude : if you like me, its up to you
me : ..
black dude : if you wanna go somewhere ele with me, its up to you
me : .. i'll think about it.

then go dance somewhere, with a another guy. the clock was around 1 am. sea hai is totally drunk. he had the "happy" face and was smiling and syok sendiri all te way. i has to say, being here is really fun. you know why? because you can see people get drunk and syok sendiri by themself. this is not something you see everyday unless you go bar everyday. well, back to the story. the DJ announce its the end of night so we had to leave. the black dude came again, and talk to sea hai

black dude : i like your friend very much
sea hai : ... <--(he was really drunk at this time)
black dude : how to go after him?
sea hai : ..go talk to him <--(ma de that sea hai, he actually wants the dude to kacau me)

so the black dude grab my arm.

black dude : where are you going?
me : i'm going back
black dude : why?
me : well, my friends are going back
black dude : but i wanna go with you
me : er...you cant, not enough space in the car
black dude : then we go somewhere else
(jane was there and came to me)
me : owh, my girlfriend is here <--(tipu again)
black dude : she's your girlfriend?
me : yea...(=.=)
black dude : ... <--(he was really dissapointed)
me : .. <--(i was really happy that i could get him off)

me and jane walk away, and i never looked back. my first experience at a bar and this kind of thing happen. i didnt even notice him before that. i was expecting maybe police come rushing the place, but no, a black dude, came to me and told me he like me. yea...i blame hui chun's shirt. i should've never borrowed his shirt. haha...

on the way back, we saw some Nigerians arguing with malays. at first they were talking only, but when another malay dude come, he was looking for a fight. so you can guess what happen after that....

so thats the story. my friends told me the black dude is from kdu also. so if i ever see him again in college, i will run for my life. i will never let him near to me again. he was like that when he is drunk and i dont want to find out what will happen when he is sober.

but this experience doesnt really have an effect on me coz this kinda thing happen to me before and i dont have any intention of bringing that up. that one was the worst. hopefully i will never have to experience this thing ever again.

ps: i will upload another photo of my new "girlfriend" when i get it.

1 comment:

Nadz Sal. said...

[pats dinie on da back]

I can understand your pains. Now that you've shares your story, let me share mine. My first (and only) experience in clubbing was not all great. Well, at least the first two hours were. My best (girl) friend invited me to Zouk KL with her on Thursday's girls night, all expenses paid. There, I danced with this really cool indian dude who were understood the boundaries (I like being touchy feely with my girl friends, but I wasn't into being touchy feely with a guy, especially one I barely knew; without me teling him, he understood that fact and never touched me the wrong way, if ya get my beat. -shrugs- Don't mind the occasional brushings and taps and slight hand-holding though, as long as he doesn't cross the boundaries). If not with him, then with my girl friend, if she'd not occupied with another dance partner. It was hell of a fun, shaking it to the music. XD She actually said I a real good dancer for a first-timer. Of course I had to be, coz I had to keep her occupied from some dozen guys eyeing her like tasty, tasty meat (she's a real beau, with her Arabic-like looks. or maybe it's because the fact that we were glued to each other like l*sbian monkeys. Heh :p); I has to act as her pseudo-bodyguard from these people, not that she cannot protect herself, but still you can't be too careful.

Anyhoo, just before 3 am, I was dancing with this Saudi Arabic dude (who were being touchy feely. Ugh. Running away...) when my friend came back to me in the faux of dancing (thank god) and told me that her dance partner were groping her, even though she pushed his hand away every time he touched her. The said groper was standing by us, demanding her to dance with him. Arabics are known to be agressive and demanding; he was relentless. Granted, he's handsome, but with hell of an ego. Then here's the coup de tat:

Arabic Guy: (pointed to my friend) Come with me after this. I'll pay you one thousand.
Me&Fren: .......... <-(looks at each other, alarmed)
Me: No thank you, she doesn't want to. <- (pushed myself between my friend and him, stares at him wearily)
Arabic Guy: You can come too. I have a friend with me. (gestures to the Saudi Arabic dude I was dancing with before. Uh Oh...) How much you want to pay her?
Saudi Arabic dude: (looks at me from top down and up again. By then I knew how it felt to be looked upon like tasty, tasty meat.) Five hundred.
Me&Fren: .......... <-(looks at each other again, this time really, really worried about our chastity)
Me: No thanks. Not interested. Please leave us.

By this time, I noticed that people were strangely avoiding us. The coast was clear for some half-meter radius from us. It says something, considering the club was jam-packed.

Arabic Guy: I'm paying you a thousand and five hundred! <-(seemed really serious, and not backing down)
Me: No thanks. Go find someone else (to f*ck with).

Then, I dragged my friend away for a good three metres and resumed dancing with her, but the fun mood was ruined already. Was scared as well, but as hell wouldn't show it. He and his saudi friend were still glaring at us, annoyed for being dumped.

Me: (while dancing with friend, with her back to the guys and me facing them, flicked the middle finger at them, while blowing raspberries over friend's shoulder)
AG: ....!!!! (were glaring angrily at me, fuming, seemed temped to stomp to us and drag my friend away, with his saudi friend holding him back)

Me: (sigh) Hilang mood. Bahaya giler tadi, leh caye ke diorang nih?
Friend: ...Jom balik ar. Tempat nih pun dah mula kosong.
Me: Ehh?? Blom pkol 3 lagi~~
Friend: .....(glares at me. Hard)
Me: ...Nyokaaay....

So by then we hauled our as*es back to Uniten (my fren's uni), with the topic of discussion on the way back was how girls can sell companionship (without the actual s*x) to make money.

.... quite one first experience, duncha think so? [smiles sheepily] Well, it's the experience that counts. At least there were no arm-grabbing on my part. I'll be scares shitless by then if I were you (won't show it, but still be scared... uuuhhh... TvT)

Lets pray that our next times won't be as (negatively) eventful, ne? [grins]